Well, Shit… Skeleton Balloon Crewneck

A little spooky, a little sarcastic, and perfect for Halloween season. 🎈💀

This black crewneck features an embroidered skeleton watching his red balloon float away, finished with the perfectly appropriate reaction:

“Well, shit…”

It’s funny without being over-the-top and works just as well for Halloween as it does for anyone who appreciates slightly dark humor.

• Black crewneck sweatshirt
• Embroidered skeleton, balloon, and lettering
• Red balloon adds the perfect pop of color
• Unisex fit
• Cozy, easy everyday style
• Great for Halloween, spooky season, or year-round sarcasm

Please note: Due to the embroidered design, slight variations may occur from piece to piece.

Photos shown on a Gildan Crewneck in Black. Fit, fabric and garment details may vary slightly between Gildan and Lane Seven styles.

Choose the sweatshirt that best fits your style:

• Gildan® Heavy Blend™ – A classic midweight fleece with a relaxed unisex fit that's warm, comfortable, and perfect for everyday wear.

• Lane Seven Premium Crewneck or Hoodie – An elevated heavyweight crewneck featuring a softer feel, modern fit, and boutique-quality construction for those looking for a premium sweatshirt.

Features

• Available on your choice of Gildan®  or Lane Seven Premium Crewneck/Hoodie 
• Black sequins, white glitter and white embroidered lettering 
• Soft fleece interior
• Unisex fit
• Professionally handcrafted in our shop

Material

Gildan® 18000/Gildan®18500

• 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
• 8 oz. Heavy Blend™ fleece
• Air jet yarn for reduced pilling

Lane Seven Premium

• Premium heavyweight 8.2 oz fleece 
• Ultra-soft feel
• Modern retail fit
• Designed for a boutique-quality look and feel

Fit

• Unisex sizing
• True to size
• Size up one size for a relaxed, oversized fit

Color

• Black

Care Instructions

To help preserve the embroidery:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the decoration
• Do not dry clean
• Unisex sizing
• True to size

Production Time

Each sweatshirt is handcrafted to order.

Please allow 5–10 business days for production before pickup or shipping.